if anybody in chicago has random jobs they need done and ...

if anybody in chicago has random jobs they need done and they're willing to pay in cash, hit me up

sampinkislive@gmail.com

i can cut grass.

i can clean windows.

paint.  

i'll kill/seduce your mom/dad for the low low fee of 80 dollars plus dinner.  haminna hammina!!!

check please!

or if you want to buy art or whatever.

and/or if you have HBO and need someone to watch boxing on it when you're not home...

check please!