School Visits = Confluence

The schoolchildren of Omaha, Nebraska have been warned. I can now sleep well, knowing the many evil plans of the many sinister cows of Nebraska will fail. The children of elementary schools Ackerman, Manchester, and Reagan listened as I described the many dangers of Aerwiar, showed them the maps, read chapters from On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness and North! Or Be Eaten, and answered many questions about Gnag the Nameless, Peet the Sock Man, cave blats, and, yes, toothy cows (woe!).

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