Fake Query 1

Face-Lift 184: The Naked World


Dear Evil Editor,

Attached you will find the entirety of my zero-word, 500-page fiction novel, THE NAKED WORLD. This groundbreaking new novel is an exact re-telling of "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" except instead of being exactly the same it's all modernized and the Emperor is really the President and the protagonist is also the antagonist, a guy named Mr. Lillian who convinces the President to go around the world naked (hence the title).

But here's the catch that...