FORMATTING HO!
The prose is as close to "done" as I can get it. It's time to format things.
I hate formatting things. You know algebra? I suck at Algebra. I always forget that one positive or negative sign that manages to fuck up the entire equation, and correcting it always results in another dropped sign that results in yet another dropped sign, which usually means I spend three hours on one FUCKING problem that would only have taken a normal, normally smart person thirty minutes to do.
Formatting e-books is like that.
And the best part is I have four sites I have to format for (Smashwords, Amazon, Barnes and Noble and DA) and that means four seperate chances to utterly fuck the formatting over.
I did not blog about how many times I had to format Gray Fox to get Smashwords to pass it on to distribution, but it was a lot.
Ah, well. Here we fucking go.
EDITED TO ADD: Well, that didn't take forever. Now I will take a break and eat something that isn't caffiene, and then do the individual things for each website. Because it must be done.
It's probably a good thing that I'm egotistical enough to actually do this, otherwise I'd give up this whole writing thing and start painting on rice with an eyelash or something similar.
I hate formatting things. You know algebra? I suck at Algebra. I always forget that one positive or negative sign that manages to fuck up the entire equation, and correcting it always results in another dropped sign that results in yet another dropped sign, which usually means I spend three hours on one FUCKING problem that would only have taken a normal, normally smart person thirty minutes to do.
Formatting e-books is like that.
And the best part is I have four sites I have to format for (Smashwords, Amazon, Barnes and Noble and DA) and that means four seperate chances to utterly fuck the formatting over.
I did not blog about how many times I had to format Gray Fox to get Smashwords to pass it on to distribution, but it was a lot.
Ah, well. Here we fucking go.
EDITED TO ADD: Well, that didn't take forever. Now I will take a break and eat something that isn't caffiene, and then do the individual things for each website. Because it must be done.
It's probably a good thing that I'm egotistical enough to actually do this, otherwise I'd give up this whole writing thing and start painting on rice with an eyelash or something similar.
Published on April 01, 2013 18:46
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