Zombie Files, 4

 

He's hoooooome. 

            I rang up at about 11:15 and was told that he was speaking to the consultant, no he wasn't speaking to the consultant, he had spoken to the consultant, no he hadn't spoken to the consultant, he was going to speak to the consultant, no, maybe he was going to speak to the consultant, the consultant does not exist, and the Vogons are about to destroy us to make a galactic bypass anyway.

            Also there were eighty-six tests they still needed to take on his way ...