A Weighty Issue

This week has been a bit of an odd one for me. Earlier in the week I was in the bathroom store in South Norwalk when I caught sight of myself in a mirror, and gasped. "My God, that mirror makes me look so thin! I want it!". The Sherpa then looked at herself in the mirror, as did the salesgirl, and they both shrugged, looked at me strangely, and said they didn't look any different, and that it wasn't the mirror, it was me.

Then today, I was looking for slouchy linen boyfriend pants. I found...