Contest: Possible blurbs for Numb.

One of these is an actual quote:

"Get off my lawn." - J.D. Salinger (obtained early last year).

"That boy's not right." - My grandmother, after seeing my "dismount" from imaginary parallel bars.

Update: It occurs to me now that based on the comments I've received so far that this should be a contest. Here's how this will work: enter your suggested cover blurb in the comments below. The blurb can be from you or from someone else (see J.D. Salinger's blurb above). All blurbs attributed to...