Six Spring Tweets

[twisted tweets] we were inspired by the lack of buzz, by the silence that precedes the great quiet that follows the storm.

terrorizing the world
with tweets as haikus
words need nobody

[hypnotic tweets] he loved saying outrageous things in a paradoxical way so that he left everyone wondering and ready to discharge as if in a state of indelible trance.

[the blind man's tweets] I held the words in my hands. They were cool to the touch. I wanted to put them in my mouth but I was afraid I might choke on them.

 

[healing tweets series] He was beginning to heal himself one tweet at a time. a traditionalist at heart, he wrote them on parchment first then typed them carefully.

 

[mutinous tweets] he was waiting for her to make up her mind about his age and the size of his ego both wrapped up in one big man package.

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