The Many Stages of Rejection

For your reading enjoyment, I give you: THE MANY STAGES OF REJECTION.


You get: A form rejection.

Your Response: THOSE BASTARDS! They didn't even type my name in! Obviously they don't know good material if it smacks them in the face. Which I want to do. Smack them in the face, that is. I'm totally taking the high road, though. I won't do it. I'll just imagine it.

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You Get: A slightly personalized form rejection

Your Response: THOSE BASTARDS! They didn't even spell my name right! They'll know h...