A Darn It Comes Due A Time Or Two!

So dVerse wants us to use the fiction and create a new depiction. Could be any character at all that we can think of at our hall. Of course tons popped in but only one could get the win. For he is going to Disneyland and is there to make his final stand.

CTU, are you there?
Darn it, kid don't stare.
I know Mickey Mouse,
Is in the fun house.

Darn it!
Stop your staring fit.
I'll give you a lollipop,
After the terrorists I drop.

I must get the ring leader,
And I'll make him a bleeder.
That Winnie The Pooh,
His reign is surely through.

Kid, Darn it!
I'll throw you in a ball pit.
Look the other way,
So I can stop terrorists today.

Darn it, kid!
Look, a giant squid!
Good, go play with Minnie,
Now I can get the skinny.

CTU, are you there yet?
Doing everything myself is a safe bet.
Darn it, I only have 24 minutes to go,
Before the end of the show.

Factor in commercial breaks,
And we have to up the stakes.
Pluto is passing nuclear crap,
I have to lure him in a trap.

First there is Daffy Duck,
I'll make him upchuck.
This feather will make him cry,
He'll look at it and think he'll die.

Then he'll tell me where to go,
To find his little hoe.
Then I'll pull her bow,
And she will blow.

Giving him up to me,
Then him I will finally sea.
Not falling for his trap,
And stapling shut his yap.

After he tells me where,
Winnie The Pooh has hidden the plutonium at his lair.
He should never have took the money,
But that is what happens when you are addicted to honey.

Darn it!
After this exposition fit.
I have ten seconds to go.
Here, I'll step on the head of this crow.

Wasn't that great!
What will be Winnie's fate?
Tune in next week,
Darn it, I'm once again up a creek.

I mean stuck in Disneyland,
For my last stand,
With no CTU,
What's Jack Bauer to do?

Had to go there at my lair especially after a stare that said the 24 movie is dead. Yep, that is what they said. Would have sucked probably anyway, but still seeing Jack Bauer back on display would have worked for the cat. So I'll have to settle for using him for the dVerse mat. Happy Easter each lad and lass and yep, no pc from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.