I just learned a new joke.

How do you get a web designer away from your house?

PAY FOR YOUR PIZZA!


It's funny, but it hurts.

I can't remember which comedian did the following one at the comedy festival, but I liked it.

"One day I'm going to get a tattoo of the word 'Helvetica' but I'm going to get it in Arial. When I find a woman who notices, I'm going to marry her."