SERIOUSLY?! Quit While You’re Behind

What the hell is wrong with us?

Actually the better question is what the hell is wrong with the Republicans in Congress? Do you really have nothing better to do than this nonsensical internet copyright nonsense? Really I want to know, because if you don’t have anything better to do, I think we should fire you and hire someone who does, because we’re still in a sequester you jackasses!

Here’s the thing… they’re working on a bill that basically if you infringe someone’s copyright or whatever, you can get thirty years in prison for.

Really? Thirty years? First of all… what the actual fuck? I’m an artist, I get it, copyrights are there to protect me, but thirty years and god only knows what kind of fine you could get for that. Like seriously? It’s nonsense. Worse still, our prisons are already overflowing with petty criminals. I’m sorry, dealing weed is not my biggest concern. I don’t care, I’d rather you fill prisons with, I don’t know murders, rapists and the like rather than thirty years for an internet crime. I don’t even think Bernie Madoff got that much fucking time… Wall Street can fuck us all over for the next five hundred years and they won’t see 3 days in Prison let alone thirty years. Are you kidding me?!

Why aren’t people more angry about these issues? Why do I feel like I’m the only one who’s fuming about this nonsense? You know who needs thirty years in prison, any fucking Congressmen who would rather dick around with abortion laws and internet copyright laws than getting us out of this goddamn sequester!

Seriously!