Not the Secretary, 2010 version

I've made this post about once a year for the past 5 or 6 years. Here we go again!

Please don't e-mail me if you're trying to get in touch with Bryan Lee O'Malley.

I don't care how desperately you need to get in touch with him. This is unacceptable.

You want to buy some artwork for your sweetie? E-mail his publisher, Oni Press.

Your friend wants to produce a Scott Pilgrim cartoon? E-mail his publisher, Oni Press.

You want to interview him? E-mail his publisher, Oni Press.

If you persist in e-mailin...