This Old Monster: The Unicorn

Welcome to an article that will become a new feature here on my bloggery Fridays: This Old Monster, where much like Bob Vila , I take a classic monster that’s either underused or growing stale and breath new life into it with my usual brand of weirdness and finesse.

Our first subject is an oldie, but a goodie: the unicorn. Let’s get started:

The Monster

The unicorn, as I’m sure you’re all aware has a bit of an image problem.

Specifically this image.

Yes, the unicorn is the very definition of what s...