A Warning Call That Is Rather Small!

So the cat has made fun of this or that but never the size of what is seen at your mat. It is so small bugs can't even read it. But it needs to be there to cover some nitwit. Even if they are at fault they need to keep their money hidden away in their vault. Now what am I going on about today? I guess we'll just have to rhyme away.

WARNING right in your face.
So big you could easily trace.
Then poof.
It looks like a goof.

For nothing is after it.
Guess someone just wanted to have a fit.
Oh wait!
Could that be an exchange rate?

Maybe it is some voodoo?
An alien tag to view?
A secret code?
A new Mario Land mode?

Damn, I have to squint.
Is the thing covered in tint?
Since when is a package a car?
Are you with me so far?

So many questions may hurt your head.
But you don't want to be dead.
WARNING! Is all you see.
What could it possibly be?

An Archie comic strip?
Recipes for a secret chip?
Something free?
Maybe a way to kill a flea.

That would work for little old me.
Damn, it is still hard to see.
Must be some kind of riddle.
A backwards hey diddle diddle?

I bet you can't do that.
Not even going to be bothered with by the cat.
Oh look a magnifying glass.
Let's see what is with this cryptic sass.

WARNING! Yeah we hear you.
But what else comes due?
Could cause cancer, blindness, liver failure and/or constipation.
Wow, now that is a revelation.

No wonder it is so small.
People would bounce off the wall.
Can't have that being scene.
"This stuff makes you lean."

But causes death in some cases,
May even paralyze faces.
And if your lucky,
Make you talk like Plucky.

I could see it now.
Someone gives a meow.
Buy it here.
It causes tons of stuff but you get nifty gear.

Woudn't that be quite the pitch?
Instead they try to be a sneaky bitch.
Making things oh so tiny,
So no one gets whiny.

Warning! It is time for you to go blind. Thanks to my little rhyming behind. If you can read this props to you. I bet a curse is coming due. You know it is true. Oh the things I can do. Now my warning has come to pass and I warn you to watch out for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.