What this situation needs is more unicorns

In honour of the anti-fan letter I got last night, suggesting that I could not possibly write believable male characters because I was (gasp) a girl, I am doing the only thing my gender allows and am channeling my anger into pink unicorns:

And in a brain explodey twist to this story, it turns out that the pink unicorn was drawn by a man.

Oh no, (clutches pearls) what will become of our gender paradigms now?