'Climategate scientists should be immediately beatified in preparation for full sainthood by 2011′ says latest official enquiry

Go on then. Have a guess what the latest official Climategate enquiry – headed by the rigorous, utterly unbiased, totally impartial, and fanatically unpartisan Lord Oxburgh – has decided.

Yes, that's right. They're all totally innocent!

"We found a small group of dedicated if slightly disorganised researchers who were ill-prepared for being the focus of public attention," concludes the report, confirming what many of us have long suspected: if only Professor St Phil Jones had had proper media t...