How To Get Yourself A Tall Nose

Making your nose look bigger is not at the top of most Westerners’ must-have beauty techniques, but stylish Japanese blades are apparently keen on giving their schnozzes a lift! From the ever-entertaining pages of Men’s Spider magazine (the slightly more host-centric version of Men’s Knuckle!), behold the step by step instructions for nose enhancing makeup and eyebrow shape-shifting!

First, the nose:

If you want to make your nose look less flat, brush a stripe of light-colored foundation powder down the center. Then darken the sides of your nose next to your eyes and on the flange-y bits at the bottom to make it look narrower.

Now, the brows:

1: Trim down to a stubble.

2: Tweeze errant hairs

3: Pencil in the shape (choose from Regular, Wild, Smart and Sharp!)

4: Brush on powder over the pencil

5: Use mascara to highlight the little buzzcut hairs.

And yes, these are beauty tips for MEN. I got interested in this whole idea of men’s makeup while I was researching Fallen Angel, the second book in my mystery series, because hosts take advantage of all the beauty secrets known to women to make themselves look fantastic even when they’re having an ugly-fugly day.