I Will Grant Your Wish And Fill Your Dish!

I mean how could the cat not grant such a want after his/her oh so awesome taunt.

"You should interview me on your blog about my new book and my next book too as I am very good at answering questions and will keep your readers entertained the whole way through with my wit and they will like what I have to say even if it doesn't rhyme and maybe I could come back again as well Please Please Please I really like your blog."

Word for word. Damn, reading that even the most laid back grammar nazi would flip you the bird. But the cat isn't like that. So there Mr/Mrs. spammer I'll let you talk away at my mat.

Do you know what a run on sentence is,
And would you like to answer in a multiple choice quiz?

Wow, so many questions at once.
I don't want to look like a dunce.

So was that your answer then?
My aren't I glad you came to my den.

I knew you would be.
I can tell you really like me.

Wow, maybe the cat could find love too.
Or at least give Pat something to do.

Why are you flirting with me?
Not sure I'm into bestiality.

My you are spelling right now.
It must be my great meow.

I always spell right.
Some people just need to adjust their eye sight.

No need to get hostile.
Turn down the dial.

Right, I'm so sorry for that.
I will send you a nice rat.

So what is your book about?
Isn't that the purpose of this shout?

It is soooooo wonderfully great.
All who read it can relate.

Wow, that sounds so magnificent and such.
We wouldn't want you to spoil too much.

I would be pleased to read a passage to all.
It could forever remain, impressing all who visit your hall.

Sure, that would be grand.
I'm sure it will be shouted out across the land.

"The day was sooooooo good looking and the good looking guy held hands with the good looking girl it was such a good time not even the good townspeople could tell you how good it was good thing the two good looking good people had plenty of wood so things could turn out good and so the good people lived happily ever after with a good long walk into the good setting sun that gave them a good smile."

All the cat has to say,
Is that was a good display.
I'm so good and happy you came along.
Good thing they didn't burst into a good song.

But wait there is more.
I was only half done at your shore.

Sorry, we are out of time.
I actually wish you were a mime.
Too many goods for me.
You goodle like a turkey.

Now obviously the cat embellished there about the spammer who came to my lair. But the first shout was word for word. I got all good happy as I flipped them the bird. Oh and their name is ever so tame. Fluffy is what their handle was. Damn, that has a good buzz. Good thing the cat has made all the goods come to pass. Of course fluffy could show her goods to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.