No, You’re Not Bad…You’re Just Behaving Like Classless Trash

What has a collective IQ of 85 and always wears clothes four sizes too small? I found it.

Fuck the Bad Girls Club and fuck the idiots that elect to go on it. They are not cool, they don’t ‘own’ shit. They are classless trash and their show makes me want to fire a missile at Atlanta.

Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, let me explain why I’m pissed off yet again.

I never claimed to be classy. I never claimed to by high brow. I come from a pure, white trash, small town background and I will never be welcomed into the junior league.

I’m cool with that. What I’m not cool with is how women keep getting represented in the media. These retarded reality shows make a living on hair pulling drama and girl-on-girl hate. People just seem to gobble this shit up.

Ladies who think that the fact that you can beat another woman in a fight is a fact to be proud of, congrats. I agree. You’re incredibly masculine. You’re practically a dude in a fucking dress.

And you’re not bad ass. You’re classless trash.

Stop with the hair pulling and face scratching whenever someone takes a verbal jab at you. All you prove when you immediately resort to violence is that you’re too fucking retarded to come up with a good verbal argument.

Well done, now you’re a masculine idiot in a dress. You’re giving me Dennis Rodman flashbacks.

Look, I come from a place where violence was a necessity. Hand to hand combat was something I was trained in when all else failed. For me, it’s a last resort, not an immediate standby. When I’m fighting with someone, it’s in self defense and my goal is to seriously maim to save my own life. It’s not because my ‘baby daddy’ hooked up with another chick.

If my ‘baby daddy’ is hooking up with another chick I say “He’s all yours. Just remember, when you steal another girl’s boyfriend, you get a guy who cheats on his girlfriend. What do you think is going to happen?”

Real bad girls don’t go around ripping each others weaves out and bitch slapping other chicks. They fight the status quo. They argue for their rights and they don’t fit into the mainstream. They take a political stand, not a stand against another stupid bitch that calls them fat.

All the “Bad Girls Club” is, is a club for girls with IQs under 45, and the dudes that like watching them bitch slap each other. Idiots and perverts.

I might not be classy, but at least I’m not one of them.