Testing, testing!

I had computer problems this morning.  If you ever want to see a writer throw a temper tantrum, then watch what happens when their computer decides to act weird.  I noticed, however, that I went through at least three of the stages of grieving.  

1.  Denial.  "There's nothing wrong.  It's just taking my computer a little longer than normal to boot up."  
2.  Anger.  "This  blasted computer   Wayne, I need help in here. I am not yelling.  I am calm and in control.  If you think I am...