Monster Mash Round 1 Vampire vs. Chupacabra
Monster Mash round 1
Vampire vs. Chupacabra
Vampires have existed for thousands of years in just about every culture around the globe. There are many different vampire mythos out there in these various cultures, which have been bolstered by the popularity of vampires in film, television and literature. Before I go any further, as a caveat, I don’t consider vampires that sparkle to be actual vampires, but rather an abomination made popular by a certain writer who will go nameless. Anyway, vampires are more or less fighting machines with preternatural speed and strength, an ability to take heavy damage and still continue to tick. All of these things would make them very tough to defeat in the monster mash tournament. Of course, they also have vulnerabilities that are well documented, such as an inability to be out in the sunlight. They can be killed by a stake to the heart, beheading, and sometimes burning. These things vary depending on what vampire mythos you follow.
The Chupacabra is a Puerto Rican legend, which has spread to Mexico and the United States. The term translates into “goat-sucker”. The legend of the Chupacabra started when goats were found with their blood drained and two puncture wounds in their necks. Besides the draining of blood, the animal’s organs have also gone missing in certain cases. There are many variations of the Chupacabra. Some believe that it is an alien creature. Some believe the Chupacabra is a panther-like creature with a long, snake-like tongue. Others believe that it hops like a kangaroo, and others believe it is a lizard-like creature with spines running down its back.
Sorry Chupacabra, this one’s a no contest. You might be scary to goats and livestocks, but a vampire would shred you in about 3.5 seconds. The final verdict – vampire by absolute slaughter.
Vampire vs. Chupacabra
Vampires have existed for thousands of years in just about every culture around the globe. There are many different vampire mythos out there in these various cultures, which have been bolstered by the popularity of vampires in film, television and literature. Before I go any further, as a caveat, I don’t consider vampires that sparkle to be actual vampires, but rather an abomination made popular by a certain writer who will go nameless. Anyway, vampires are more or less fighting machines with preternatural speed and strength, an ability to take heavy damage and still continue to tick. All of these things would make them very tough to defeat in the monster mash tournament. Of course, they also have vulnerabilities that are well documented, such as an inability to be out in the sunlight. They can be killed by a stake to the heart, beheading, and sometimes burning. These things vary depending on what vampire mythos you follow.
The Chupacabra is a Puerto Rican legend, which has spread to Mexico and the United States. The term translates into “goat-sucker”. The legend of the Chupacabra started when goats were found with their blood drained and two puncture wounds in their necks. Besides the draining of blood, the animal’s organs have also gone missing in certain cases. There are many variations of the Chupacabra. Some believe that it is an alien creature. Some believe the Chupacabra is a panther-like creature with a long, snake-like tongue. Others believe that it hops like a kangaroo, and others believe it is a lizard-like creature with spines running down its back.
Sorry Chupacabra, this one’s a no contest. You might be scary to goats and livestocks, but a vampire would shred you in about 3.5 seconds. The final verdict – vampire by absolute slaughter.
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