Where are all the BOYS?

I have an AMAZING (and hilarious) guest post today from friend and author Bryan Bliss. Enjoy!

My wife introduced me to Young Adult fiction. Of course, at first I was like, "Um... yeah. I'm all stocked up on my Sweet Valley High quotient for, like, ever." I was a serious, literary writer, okay? And there was no way I was ever going to read something about some damn sparkly vampire and his girlfriend. Sorry.

But my wife kept pushing this particular book she was reading. From across the l...