Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

It's Limerick Day! Share a favorite or compose your own humorous five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme structure.

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There once was a lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
A giant geranium
Grew out of her cranium
And her mouth was all stuffed up with weeds.



There was an old lady from Ryde
Who ate a bad apple and died.
The apple fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her inside.