Freak Alert!

Oooh, ooh, there’s nothing as nice as getting the first copy of your new baby…’Film Freak’ is rolling off the presses right now, with its sexy spot-gloss cover and my head stamped over Alec Guinness’s body. It’s a sort-of memoir thatcontains Mild Nudity, Lying Producers, Drunk Actors, references to Michael Winner and Lots of Foolishness. [...]