Sandra O' Briant Got Game and so does Nancy LaRonda Johnson!

She's playing Blogger Tag! Read here answers here. Now I'll answer her questions:
1.  Beer, wine or mixed drinks?     Whatever it takes to get me laid.
2.  Time in your life that you consider was your prime?     I still got the moves.
3.  Style of art in your home?     Redneck noir.
4.  Favorite aspect of nature?     The skunks that breed in my alley every spring. I get to trap and drown them.
5.  What languages do you speak?     Ghetto, English, Spanish and Pentecostal gibberish.
6.  If you're a parent, what is it you enjoy most about it?     Having my kid finally gone and off to college.
7.  If a family member was a sociopath, how would you deal with her/him?     Interview them on my blog.
8.  If you had to lose one of your primary senses, would it be sight, hearing, smell, taste or touch?     Smell. Refer to question 4 above.
9.  Pajamas, nightgown or nude?     Once again, it depends if I'm trying to get laid and who the person is.
10. Have you ever stepped in dog shit and how did you feel about it?     Every dog poops. No big deal.
11.  What is second favorite creative outlet?      Arguing with idiots.

And these are Nancy's questions for me:


1. Lefty or righty?    Righty. Most of the time. heh heh.2. “Hi” or “Hello”?    Hi or Hey3. What old-time tradition would you want to bring back, i.e., drive-in movies?    Drive in movies sound cool. Lots of teenage, romantic memories. 4. What celebrity do you think you look like most?    Rob Reiner from All in the Family.5. What animal would you want to be if you had to be one?    A wolf.6. Did you have any childhood bad habits, i.e., sucking your thumb? What?    Afraid of the dark. That's why I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Just kidding.7. Momma’s boy/girl or Daddy’s girl/boy?    Momma's boy. Third son, I was. She was bummed.8. What’s your favorite leisurely activity?    Fishing.9. What one word would you use to describe yourself?    Smart ass  Sorry. That's two words. Witty.10. Popcorn or chips?    Chips. Unsalted.11. Who’s the last person (or animal) you kissed?      I don't kiss and tell.