How To Play Bullet Hell SHMUP "ESPGALUDA II" On Your iPod Touch 3rd Gen Right Now

Last week, I wrote about an upcoming bullet hell SHMUP from Cave called ESPGALUDA II due to hit the App Store last Saturday. As promised, it did, and at a special low introductory price of $4.99 to boot.
Unfortunately, though, ESPGALUDA II came with some big problems.
For one, it would only run on the [...:]