11 April 2010
If dogs could fly, there would be far fewer places for wild pork chops to raise their young.
Today's think: I should remember to stop more often and just listen to what's around me.
Once again I have managed to trick my entire family, human and otherwise, into falling asleep at roughly the same time, leaving me as sole occupant of the conscious wing of the house. It is when I hatch my most fiendish plots.
10 April 2010
I think therefore I am, I think. Wouldn't swear to it...
Published on April 12, 2010 02:53