Storm puppy update

When I get up in the morning, I let the storm puppy out, and he does his business. It's routine, an everyday occurrence for two years now.

For the past three days, he's gone outside but not accomplished anything. Like he doesn't need to go.

So either he's miraculously developed a much stronger bladder, or he's going in the middle of the night in some undisclosed location.

So now I have the fun task of trying to find out where he's doing his secret business. And then I have to break him of thi...