Sandra O' Briant Got Game!

She's playing Blogger Tag! Read here answers here. Now I'll answer her questions:
1.  Beer, wine or mixed drinks?     Whatever it takes to get me laid.
2.  Time in your life that you consider was your prime?     I still got the moves.
3.  Style of art in your home?     Redneck noir.
4.  Favorite aspect of nature?     The skunks that breed in my alley every spring. I get to trap and drown them.
5.  What languages do you speak?     Ghetto, English, Spanish and Pentecostal gibberish.
6.  If you're a parent, what is it you enjoy most about it?     Having my kid finally gone and off to college.
7.  If a family member was a sociopath, how would you deal with her/him?     Interview them on my blog.
8.  If you had to lose one of your primary senses, would it be sight, hearing, smell, taste or touch?     Smell. Refer to question 4 above.
9.  Pajamas, nightgown or nude?     Once again, it depends if I'm trying to get laid and who the person is.
10. Have you ever stepped in dog shit and how did you feel about it?     Every dog poops. No big deal.
11.  What is second favorite creative outlet?      Arguing with idiots.