The Ego Has Landed

Occasionally I'll be at one of my usual haunts - Target, the cheap vegetable market, Whole Foods - and someone will recognize me. Honestly? This delights me every single time. I mean, I'm not going to lie: I have an ego. It's a little thrilling when people come up to tell me they like what I do. And maybe that's vain or proud, but it's the truth. Fortunately, the universe has a way of keeping my fat head in check as I never meet anyone when I look cute. No one ever sees me after I've hot roll...