Station Ident: You're Shitting Me

Jones just saw this in a London shop window.

BIGTRAK! He who shot the dog but lived to deliver the apple. Which will mean nothing to almost all of you, so I include this:

I am Warren Ellis, and today I have seen my childhood repackaged as a high-end replica. Which I guess happens to us all, but bugger but does it make you feel old.

(I never even had a Bigtrak. Too expensive!)