My tweets

Wed, 12:42 : It is hard to drink your morning kickstart of coffee with the lid opening still unbroken #protip #notawake Wed, 12:54 : I can imagine all the original Star Wars cast members--big or small roles--running to the gym, the liposuctionist, then the hair colorist Wed, 13:15 : If I've learned one thing from Teen Mom 2 it's that (Ke$ha + weed) > (baby + jail) Wed, 15:37 : I like to point out retailers helping my books, so thru 4/3 do some shopping therapy & pick up Alchemystic at B&N's cashwrap! (@BNBuzz) Wed, 18:32 : Now that there's been white smoke, I call for a vote of No Confidence in front of this Galactic Senate! Wed, 19:55 : The best planning I'm doing for fatherhood is mapping out what video games & at what ages I'm playing them with the twins... Wed, 19:56 : I'm quite enjoying Jim Carey's channeling of Ron Perlman in the new Kick Ass 2 trailer... Wed, 20:20 : Will give it a week to see all the skeletons come rattling out of the closet, but first reports of medieval ideology aren't promising... Thu, 01:46 : Hmm.. since they're retiring Google Reader, what shall I use to keep track of all my news feeds? SOUND OFF! Thu, 01:49 : Yay.. the nose pad for my sleep mask arrived! Yeah, my tweets don't get much more exciting than this...