Fun To See Those Buzz Like a Bee!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
Now the cat just has to say it is such a fun display to watch you humans go from semi-sane to all the way down the crazy lane. All from a little booze. Frankly, the cat would rather drink ooze. But that is neither here nor there for here is a post about those I see at my lair.

Everything starts out fine,
They all tow the line.
Just as any other day,
With their usual display.

The night drags on,
Things start to dawn.
But what could it be,
That is making one go crazy?

First it was some beer,
That made them cheer.
A very cheap drunk,
To get in such a funk.

But away they go,
Talking fast not slow.
Spurting things you never knew,
Some of it is rather umm eww.

Yet the truth unfolds now,
A cat fight breaks out, meow.
I hate that phrase,
But away we must blaze.

Then comes the whining,
As they continue dining.
For just because all are in a funk,
They ask why you aren't drunk.

For you should be crazy too.
Because they believe it to be true.
So here take just one,
It will surely be fun.

Say no and it's a sin.
God will strike you down for the win.
Oops no thunderbolts show,
I guess Pikachu is busy beating up a crow.

Like the mind of a two year old,
Repeating one thing that takes hold.
Over and over again.
Do they want to be stabbed with a pen?

So drunks are mouthy and happy,
Until they aren't satisfied being just yappy.
Then they are all over you,
Wanting you to be drunk too.

Boy, I don't miss those days.
They can keep their alcohol trays.
And if they get blue,
Shove it sideways and stick it up their gazoo.

The cat just had to say that after an experience by Pat. And after all Betsy wanted to hear something about it from my little rhyming rear. This was written back in December too. Sure now she has a clue. But some might spy at my grass, so better not to come right out with it from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.