Give up Clothes for Good!

It is always those damn Europeans that get all of the good ad campaigns.  What do we get?  "Where's the beef", "I have fallen and I can't get up".  Please people.  Why can't we get the campaigns where our celebrities strip down to nothing and we take photos of them?  Can you imagine Katie Couric our celebrity news spokes model agreeing to get naked?  Why are the true liberals all living in England?  We can't seem to get a break and yet we started out as a colony right?  Weren't we part of...