From End To End This dVerse Is Around The Bend!

The cat is going to mix it up today in the stuff that he is going to say. It could be rather scary and things may get hairy. So you have been warned at my sea. Don't go blaming this kitty.
Time to take flight,
That could create an owie on sight.
Pfft who is this guy?
I think it's time you go beddy-bye.
Can you believe this crap?Yucky is all I can flap.Well stick it up your gazoo.For I have a rhyme to do.
But it is rather icky,
A yum yum is not tricky.
Some brekkie be nice,
I'd give the pretty kitty some mice.
Don't suck up to me,Shoo away from my sea.Go now, scat.Your words annoy the cat.
I will tell the bow wow on you.
Then he will give you a boo boo,
You big dum dum.
So give me some num num.
Never going to happen you,Instead I will ship you to the zoo.There you can swing with a monkey,And eat until you get chunky.
Can I take a choo choo?
Can I bring my sissy too?
I will go potty first,
So my tummy does not burst.
Fine by the cat,Just don't flick any snot on my mat.Don't cough on me,And no pulling the hair with glee.
You are a poo poo head,
With what you said.
A big meanie too,
I won't go any where with you.
That is great,That is grand.Now bring the hate,And leave my land.
The cat is glad he does not have to deal with that scary display each and every day. As one came to my bay and that caused me dismay. Now was that not dVerse? I did not even have to curse. Just broke out the other talk of those who could barely walk. Of course if they hear you swear that could change at your lair. But then that will be on you and not because of what I made come due. Unless of course one just takes a final pass and sees me wiggling off with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Published on March 12, 2013 03:00
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