My tweets

Mon, 13:06 : It will be far sexier to say this bandage across the bridge of my nose was from a bar fight than a sleep mask injury.. I'm going with that Mon, 16:32 : I can only assume the 50 Shades of Grey Writing Guide points to the Wiki entry on varieties of cotton rope... Mon, 19:41 : Brain has stopped braining for the day... this does not bode well for the rest o' the day. Mon, 19:59 : Sometimes I get depressed when watching Mad Men because I realize that Don Draper is either dead now or looks like Abe Vigoda...