The Manosphere – Finally, a Place for Retards to Hang Out!
If you’ve just come to this page to complain about my use of the word ‘retard’ suck it. Retard was actually a medically viable term related to poor brain development before it fell out of favor for being used as a slur. The men I’m talking about clearly have retarded mental development, so ‘retard’ is a medically accurate term.
Every few years, I see these idiot sites pop up. They are designed to tell men how to pick up women using ‘proven’ manipulation methods and genius ideas. They also usually tell how to dump the same women with no backlash whatsoever (I’m assuming this course is offered during the same semester as Unicorn Catching 101). They recycle the same ideas over and over again, putting them in different packages, hoping that desperate dudes will spend their hard earned money one their videos or books. FYI Guys who choose to spend your money on this crap: the only people about to get manipulated are you…by some smooth talking snake oil salesmen.
The tips are usually some bullshit scientific proof that men can manipulate women using one of more of the following methods;
Give her a backhanded compliment (i.e. You have really pretty eyes. Have you noticed that your left eye is bigger than your right?)
Talk to her friends instead.
Be aloof. Never answer her calls right away or at all.
Never officially break up with a girl. Instead, ‘backburner’ her by saying you’re going on a long vacation or being a dick so she’ll be forced to break up with you. That way, you can call her in the future and get booty calls.
Men, these methods will not help you pick up women. They will help you pick up a psycho with daddy issues. You could have accomplished the same thing, in half the time, buy buying the chick four shots of vodka. You are not a master manipulator. You’re preying on a not too bright chick with low self esteem.
Then, after manipulating their broken prey, they guys will justify their actions by bring up something about how women have been manipulating men for centuries, conveniently forgetting that until about 100 years ago, we were pretty much property. They do it to justify their douchebaggery.
“Hey they manipulated us first.”
Guys, I have to tell you, no, we haven’t been manipulating you. We’ve been making reasonable requests. Asking a man to shower regularly so his stink doesn’t turn your stomach isn’t manipulation, it’s basic hygiene. Asking a man to pick his socks up off the floor isn’t manipulation, it’s basic cleanliness that your mother should have taught you. Not wanting to have sex doesn’t mean we’re withholding sex to get something. It’s harder for women to orgasm than men. If we’re pissed off or unhappy, it makes an orgasm impossible and sometimes, it even makes sex uncomfortable. Maybe you want to consider working on the problem instead of trying to get our pants off? Just a suggestion.
You want to keep your girl? How about you clean yourself up and you don’t treat her like your maid. If you just want to run around sticking your dick into everything that doesn’t have leprosy, here’s the solution and you didn’t have to spend 9.95 on some retarded video to get it. Prostitution is perfectly legal in Nevada and the pros there don’t care if you never shower or refuse to pick your socks up.
Ladies, you need to be honest as well. Don’t tell a guy you’re into casual hook ups if you’re not really into casual hook ups. It’s perfectly OK to NOT be into casual hook ups and it’s perfectly ok to admit that. If some dude is going to shut you down when you tell him that, then he wasn’t the right guy for you anyway. If you want a serious relationship, be UP FRONT about it. Be honest. While there might be the occasional douchebag out there who will use that info against you, those guys are actually few and far between. Most of the guys I know are decent dudes who respond well to honesty.
Because honesty is the solution. It’s not about whose winning or whose losing. You shouldn’t been competing with your mate and sex should never be a competition unless the competition is ‘who can have the most orgasms’.
In case you’re wondering, I’m not some radical feminist. I believe in equality, not an unfair advantage. I believe in reasonable requests. By reasonable, I mean equal pay for equal work, not spending $20,000 to make contracts gender neutral or demanding female admission into “the men’s cockfighting and bitching about women” club. I believe in women in combat. I believe we should be allowed to do any job we are qualified for. I do not believe the rules should be bent for me just because I have a vagina.
I didn’t have a choice what gender I was born it, but I wouldn’t change it. I enjoy being a girl. But when I’m making decisions, I’m making them as a person. I’m not some random vagina to be manipulated with pick up lines or stupid bullshit you learned from a video. If you really want to get to know me, then get to fucking know me.
If you don’t want to get to know me, then Nevada is about 40 hours west. Tell Ginger I said hi.
