I Want to Be a Cat

In my next life, I want to be a cat. The three things that matter to them are also important to me: napping, cleanliness, and play.

I could look much nicer if I spent roughly 20% of every 24 hours on grooming.

I would be less stressed, more alert, if I spent time every day exercising my muscles, honing my senses, and enjoying activities with no required result.

And if I could, in the middle of either grooming or playing, drop off to sleep for a while, I just know I'd wake refreshed and ready for ... more of the first two.