Ruining marriages everywhere

There's a billboard that I drive by almost every day that reads:

What Have You Done For Your Marriage Today?

Pictured on the billboard is this image:

 

Billboards featuring the same message around the country look like this:

I ask you: Could the designers have chosen three more stupid-looking poses for this ad campaign?

Or three more ridiculous expressions?

"Assume a contemplative stare!  No!  More contemplative!  Not enough contemplation!  I'm talking stereotypical...