I'm Off to...Denver

Going to AWP this year seems to be a little contentious. Maybe it is every year and I just don't pay attention. I don't pay much attention. At any rate if you're not going, you can attend Meg Pokrass's A Barbaric yAWP Party. Same difference. Probably more fun—less flying at least.

But I'm bound for Denver, and I am ready for my AWP experience. I have everything I need:

√A leather bound notebook so that I can write while other people are just talking about writing.

√A laptop to sit in the free...