I just had to translate this after I saw it on weibo here. These are shots from a pretty old HK Drama called "洛神" (Where The Legend Begins), which was filmed in 2002. I never watched the drama before but these screenshots seriously cracked me up, lol.
(I translated the first sentence as "sir", though the actual pronoun was san-gongzi)
Oh damn that's too hilarious and so damn surreal. I'm laughing but wondering all the time if I should not. That line "Use my knife, it's sharper" will stick with me I'm afraid.