The Elements of Style Rap?

Will Strunk in the house but don’t call me junior

Grammatical genius. Number one word groomer.

I teach English 8 at the school of Cornell

Choose your words carefully or I’ll put you through hell.

E.B. White on the mic, former student of Strunk

A story that flows is all I need to get crunk

Write for the New Yorker, papers marked up in scarlet

I spin webs with words like my name was Charlotte.

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