Why Everyone is Wrong About My Writing!

Okay, yeah, that's a ridiculous title, but I was thinking abouthow much attention authors get for getting angry at their critics. I don't have any critics yet and to be honest, I'm not sure I'd get upset either, but...
I do have a lot of friends and relatives who are critical of my devotion to writing. So, for anyone who knows me and doesn't know my ultimate plan to write books, self-publish them and pay my rent with the profit, here's how it's going to go.
1. I build a...