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Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.9

My name is Jack Samsonite. I am a socially inept, romantically dysfunctional, potty-mouthed tosser and COMPLETE FRICKIN IDIOT! I would greatly appreciate you considering me to be a part of your university.

From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay

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