Just "ducking" out of the spotlight

I did my interview for my book on WJFW, our local TV station, this morning. I kind of figured I wouldn't be in any shape to write coherently after that, so here are pictures of my most recent dumb hobby. No, I don't collect ducks, I just collect their pictures.   Sitting Duck  Lame Duck  Viking Ducks or maybe Duckings   Monkey Duck  Biker Duck  Lucky Duck  A little bit of everything Ducks Then, holy waterfowl, there are over 400 ducks on this table. Where to even start? Oh, that's right, I was helping set up a fundraiser for Kinship Friday night and we had the ducks all lined up to purchase for the chuck-a-duck. You mean, I can't take any of them home? I guess that is why I don't collect ducks, only pictures of ducks.