25% Extra Under My Tent!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
So the cat has to make up for that extra 25% that gets lost along the way and he will do a little extra today at his bay. You know you should too. So then when the next leap year comes due, you simply have to do 25% the whole day. So you have 75% of it to do nothing at your bay. Might get boring I suppose. You could always work on your superhero pose?

What to do with 25%?
I guess I can vent.
How are you today?
Fine...now go away.

50km/h is all you can go,
Now it's 75km/h at my show.
I know I may suffer RCMP wrath,
But I like my math.

Work a full day,
And make 25% more at your work bay.
Not sure they would agree.
But if not I'll send them a flea.

Go for a walk,
But don't talk.
Just go 25 more steps than before.
Don't run in your door.

It can be a perk,
But for some things it would not work.
Such as the above,
The door would not feel any love.

For opening it 25% more,
Would knock it to the floor.
Those poor hinges would cry,
You just made your door die.

But some air conditioning came due,
Although now everyone can see you.
Maybe even 25% more.
Hmm what sights could be in store.

Or say today you buy a car,
And you want to be on par.
They give you 25% of another one.
I guess parts do go for a ton.

And since you took those extra steps today,
You can eat 25% more at your bay.
Meaning your grocery bill will be more,
The next time you hit the grocery store.

This 25% thing can backfire,
It could make things dire.
But if you want to be a 25% crier,
You have to dive into such a deep fryer.

Now was that not fun? Think of what could be done, if you were to get 25% more at your shore. Think of what you might not want to be done too. Some things could make you blue but others may not. Damn, you must be now suffering from brain rot. So 25% more rat burger and bass to all of you from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.