New Moon Review by Dad Ockler

Last night we visited my parents, and for some reason, perhaps alcohol and a lasagna-induced food coma were key factors, Dad agreed to stay up past his bed time to watch NEW MOON with us. He hadn't seen the first TWILIGHT, and while I'm sure the books are somewhere on his TBR list under all that Clive Cussler and Tom Clancy, he hasn't gotten to them yet. So I gave him like the thirty second summary and then we got to watching NEW MOON, appropriately subtitled TAYLOR LAUTNER'S ABS: A BRIEF...