You’ll get square eyes looking at that…

I went to prison the other day.

Not as a ‘guest’ or anything, although that would probably sound a lot cooler than the real reason (research for a book). Walking through the corridors, my first thought wasn’t Dostoevsky’s quote about judging a society by its prisons, but ‘Hey! This place looks like the jail in Prison Break’. I then glazed over and spent a good five minutes trying to work out how Michael, Lincoln and T-Bag could possibly have made it out in one piece.

Welcome to the 21st century...