Preparing for Easter.

The other day, a friend of mine got an email from his pastor about Easter.

Everyone in his church got the email and it was essentially a reminder that they should all behave on Easter Sunday. It said things like, "Please remember there are no assigned seats." It was kind of funny but at the end of the day it just didn't cover enough details.

So today I decided I would help you out, really serve you if you will, and remind you of a few things you need to do to have a successful Easter:

1. Scout o...